floR goes Text-only

Here is a collection of funny text-only documents which I found on the Internet or were sent to me via e-mail. These texts are not copyright floR, so if you think you can not allow me to have these on my site, throw me a mail.

• Why beer is better than a woman - a top 100 about beer. Or women. I don't even like beer.
• Confucius - wise ponderings that could have been made up by the Chinese philosoher.
• Darwin Awards - true stories about human stupidities. Lots more are at www.darwinawards.com
• How to flatter women - or not.
• Jackass - about a guy who uses his phone to piss off people who piss him off
• Management speak - what your manager really means
• I like monkeys - what to do when just a cat or a dog does not suffice
• New words of the nineties - time to catch up
• PC one-liners - one-liners from the world of computers
• Pissing - a joke about the pissing habits of big-company software engineers
• McDonnell Douglas warranty registration card
• 100 reasons why it's cool to be a guy - eat your heart out women
• If Microsoft would make cars - true words by General Motors
• End-users - a true story about how stupid end-users can be
• Philosophical one-liners - not-so-trivial wisdom
• Preferred phrases - in some situations the F-word just doesn't cut it
• Software vs drugs - how drug dealers and software developers compare
• Unix slang - another (untrue) helpdesk story
• Real-life viruses - viruses based on every-day life
• Why? - simple yet important questions in life